Neal D. K.

I make art and tattoos.
I produce a documentary series called The Gypsy Gentleman.
I kiss my dogs on the mouth.

My interests are varied and not to everyone's tastes, so if you are visiting just to see my personal work, please visit my website: www.raisedbywolvestattoo.com

If you are interested in an art commission or a tattoo appointment, please email me at neal.raisedbywolves@gmail.com
I told my friend to braid my hair like a viking for a wedding. I think she nailed it.

I told my friend to braid my hair like a viking for a wedding. I think she nailed it.

Avoid Confusing Subplots

writeworld:

said: How many subplots are too many? In my book I’ve got this city guard who is working to quell rebellion, break up riots and fights amongst the civilians. At the same time her friend is a wanted criminal and she has to decide whether or not to turn him in…

I bet when George RR Martin reads articles like this he just laughs and laughs and laughs…

Destiny

ilusus:

nealdk:

I’ve figured out how to use a voice modulator so that I can speak in a robot voice in group chat while playing as an Exo.
I’m unreasonably excited about this, both because of the authenticity it will add to the experience, and the amount it will annoy people with no sense of humor.

how do you do it?it seems cool to be able to do

The way I do it, I use a voice mod app on my phone, using the phone as a mic. There are a few tutorials on youtube that show how to pull it off.

Destiny

I’ve figured out how to use a voice modulator so that I can speak in a robot voice in group chat while playing as an Exo.
I’m unreasonably excited about this, both because of the authenticity it will add to the experience, and the amount it will annoy people with no sense of humor.

"Bitch, I’m fabulous."

"Bitch, I’m fabulous."

"Homoerotic fraternity hazing"
“Having gay sex on the down-low, but not really being gay”
“Butt chugging”
“That feeling when your ass itches so bad you grit your teeth”

Some additions made to the white cards in my sister’s Cards Against Humanity deck this week. I feel like we really had it out for frat guys.

Girl asks me to open her beer.
Having no bottle opener, I opt for the hyper-masculine method of striking the cap on the corner of a counter.
The cap shoots up and hits me directly in the eyeball. Now I can’t see out of that eye. I fall to the ground holding my face. It feels like the beer punched me in the eye.
I’m now the most popular person at this get-together.
#success

Weirdly, this doesn’t get many responses.

Weirdly, this doesn’t get many responses.

collababortion:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION

I still can’t believe it’s not The Onion. I feel like Fabio but faced with the shit-eating grin of jerkoff college boys instead of margarine.

(via moniquill)

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well


When that happened to me they accused me of cheating.I mean, yes, I did steal the answer from the kid next to me.

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

When that happened to me they accused me of cheating.

I mean, yes, I did steal the answer from the kid next to me.

(via br0crastinator)

Dredd 2 is just going to be footage from Ferguson with some CGI stuff added to the background.

http://feedthewriter.tumblr.com/post/94636161051/nealdk-raptortooth-mybine-lumos5001

nealdk:

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the…

If I remember right, ‘sophomore’ can be traced to two different Greek words that mean ‘wise’ and ‘foolish.’ So basically someone decided the best way to describe students in their second year at high school or college was ‘smart dumbass.’
Not inaccurate.

(Source: vexingholmes)