Neal D. K.

I make art and tattoos.
I produce a documentary series called The Gypsy Gentleman.
I kiss my dogs on the mouth.

My interests are varied and not to everyone's tastes, so if you are visiting just to see my personal work, please visit my website: www.raisedbywolvestattoo.com

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Avoid Confusing Subplots

writeworld:

said: How many subplots are too many? In my book I’ve got this city guard who is working to quell rebellion, break up riots and fights amongst the civilians. At the same time her friend is a wanted criminal and she has to decide whether or not to turn him in…

I bet when George RR Martin reads articles like this he just laughs and laughs and laughs…

Destiny

ilusus:

nealdk:

I’ve figured out how to use a voice modulator so that I can speak in a robot voice in group chat while playing as an Exo.
I’m unreasonably excited about this, both because of the authenticity it will add to the experience, and the amount it will annoy people with no sense of humor.

how do you do it?it seems cool to be able to do

The way I do it, I use a voice mod app on my phone, using the phone as a mic. There are a few tutorials on youtube that show how to pull it off.

Destiny

I’ve figured out how to use a voice modulator so that I can speak in a robot voice in group chat while playing as an Exo.
I’m unreasonably excited about this, both because of the authenticity it will add to the experience, and the amount it will annoy people with no sense of humor.

"Bitch, I’m fabulous."

"Bitch, I’m fabulous."

"Homoerotic fraternity hazing"
“Having gay sex on the down-low, but not really being gay”
“Butt chugging”
“That feeling when your ass itches so bad you grit your teeth”

Some additions made to the white cards in my sister’s Cards Against Humanity deck this week. I feel like we really had it out for frat guys.

Girl asks me to open her beer.
Having no bottle opener, I opt for the hyper-masculine method of striking the cap on the corner of a counter.
The cap shoots up and hits me directly in the eyeball. Now I can’t see out of that eye. I fall to the ground holding my face. It feels like the beer punched me in the eye.
I’m now the most popular person at this get-together.
#success

Weirdly, this doesn’t get many responses.

Weirdly, this doesn’t get many responses.

collababortion:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION

I still can’t believe it’s not The Onion. I feel like Fabio but faced with the shit-eating grin of jerkoff college boys instead of margarine.

(via moniquill)

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well


When that happened to me they accused me of cheating.I mean, yes, I did steal the answer from the kid next to me.

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

When that happened to me they accused me of cheating.

I mean, yes, I did steal the answer from the kid next to me.

(via br0crastinator)

Dredd 2 is just going to be footage from Ferguson with some CGI stuff added to the background.

http://feedthewriter.tumblr.com/post/94636161051/nealdk-raptortooth-mybine-lumos5001

nealdk:

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the…

If I remember right, ‘sophomore’ can be traced to two different Greek words that mean ‘wise’ and ‘foolish.’ So basically someone decided the best way to describe students in their second year at high school or college was ‘smart dumbass.’
Not inaccurate.

(Source: vexingholmes)

fit-ology:

This is really an eye opener…. Water or Coke? We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written down like this before.
WATER1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 30%.
4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
And now for the properties of COKE
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
For Your Info1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?


Phosphoric acid makes up only a fraction of one percent of any given amount of Coca Cola. Coke alone cannot rapidly dissolve teeth, nails, meat, or any other bullshit thing you may have heard. Saying phosphoric acid is the active ingredient of Coke is like saying zinc is the active ingredient of the human body. Yeah, it’s in there, but hardly enough cause a fuss over.The acid in your own stomach is a goddamn juggernaut compared to anything you’ll find in a soft drink. For crying out loud, people willingly marinate short ribs in Coca Cola. What do you think the instructions for that look like? “Marinate meat in Coke, but be sure to remove it before it is totally consumed by acid”?I’m all for educating people on the health risks of soft drinks, but when people just flat out invent shit to try and scare others into giving it up, all they’re successful in doing is polluting the wealth of real science that people might have actually been educated by with obviously phony bullshit.Bad science makes people distrust science at large.Although all of the cleaning tips are totally legit. That would be because of the carbonic acid, however, which can also be found in club soda and, as acids go, is weak as hell.

fit-ology:

This is really an eye opener…. Water or Coke? We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written down like this before.

WATER
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 30%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

And now for the properties of COKE

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Info
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?

Phosphoric acid makes up only a fraction of one percent of any given amount of Coca Cola. Coke alone cannot rapidly dissolve teeth, nails, meat, or any other bullshit thing you may have heard. Saying phosphoric acid is the active ingredient of Coke is like saying zinc is the active ingredient of the human body. Yeah, it’s in there, but hardly enough cause a fuss over.
The acid in your own stomach is a goddamn juggernaut compared to anything you’ll find in a soft drink. For crying out loud, people willingly marinate short ribs in Coca Cola. What do you think the instructions for that look like? “Marinate meat in Coke, but be sure to remove it before it is totally consumed by acid”?
I’m all for educating people on the health risks of soft drinks, but when people just flat out invent shit to try and scare others into giving it up, all they’re successful in doing is polluting the wealth of real science that people might have actually been educated by with obviously phony bullshit.
Bad science makes people distrust science at large.

Although all of the cleaning tips are totally legit. That would be because of the carbonic acid, however, which can also be found in club soda and, as acids go, is weak as hell.

(via owlopusrex)